kjaeros:	I've not necessarily been Mr. Congenial Universe 1996 myself.. (:
	***
Ben:	Ever try to draw a fox's tail?
kjaeros:	oh, every day
kjaeros:	I do technical drawings for a major architectural design centre and I put
	fox tails on ALL my work. In the moulding, hanging from balusters and
	cornices, stuck to the ends of rods for dusting hard-to-reach places..
	***
kjaeros	reads an article comparing Bill Gates to Lex Luthor
kjaeros:	What an unfair comparison.
kjaeros:	Luthor's inventions worked.
	***
kjaeros:	my attitude is, fluffybunnies are cute. Not that I have any, but they should
	be eaten more.
	***
kjaeros:	"even if a mixed metaphor sings, it should be derailed."
	***
kjaeros:	The way I see it, cougar, is you have only two options.
kjaeros:	One, you can kill yourself.
kjaeros:	Two, you can go bowling.
kjaeros:	either way, you're fucked.
	***
kjaeros	whispers something to Reemul: "Snuffleupagus."
	***
kjaeros:	I've already put a knot in the string of my new burrito-club yo-yo
kjaeros:	thus fundamentally shortening the string to about eight inches.
Reemul:	the fundament of your yo-yo has a knot in it?
	***
Kaurpin:	well that was schweitzer's analysis anyway
kjaeros:	albert schweitzer was force-fed tenpenny nails for tea when he was a kid
	***
Ahri:	Now we're talking about how the cowardly lion of oz was probably gay
	and after the tin man.
Ahri:	Many comments of the oil can, too...
kjaeros:	that's just sad
Ahri:	Well, he had pink ribbons in his hair.
kjaeros:	and a blue one 'round his wing-wang, lah ti dah, skip-to-my-lou
	***
kjaeros:	o/~ connect the dots, la la la o/~
kjaeros	turns gbeet red
kjaeros:	oh, my.
kjaeros:	did I say that out loud?
BlackPaws:	kj: Afraid so.
kjaeros:	.o(seppuku)
	***
kjaeros	waves a half an english muffin in the direction of Magic Toyota, in
	a futile insurrective gesture
	***
kjaeros:	"Boy's got about as much humour as a public, I say a public_html directory."
	***
kjaeros	continues to eat his bowl of nails and library paste
kjaeros:	oh, a wood screw. how'd that get in there?
Reemul:	breakfast of champions!
	***
kjaeros	is momentarily distracted by a bag of cookies
Reemul:	mmm. cookies.
kjaeros:	help me ensure the survival of the fittest here, reem, by weeding out all
	the broken ones.
	***
kaurpin:	yeh, in the 1950s people would play with crystal radios, in the
	1990s they play with machine translation and get 'horche horche'
kaurpin	has changed the topic on channel #folks to 'tis a plague after me
	low, I horche horche
	***
Sarah:	kj - feeling better?
kjaeros:	sort of
kjaeros:	my mom just sent me email with the subject of "love you"
kjaeros:	how could I not feel better?
	***
Reemul:	i'll all for civilized protocol concerning pea.
Reemul:	if you gotta pea, go somewhere else.
	***
Leo:	yeah. they probably get a zap of static electricity when they touch the
	tv, think they're siphoning raw energy from it... so they must be psi-vamps.
	***
Sarah_has_left_the_building	is omniscient, both inside and outside the building.
	***
kjaeros:	bears are supposed to be wash-and-wear.
kjaeros:	or just skip the wash if you like
	***
Reemul:	those fools. after snubbing us at Reykjavic, we'll trounce them in
	Stockholm..
	***
BlackPaws	glares at kj.
kjaeros:	don't glare at me, Mr I'm-an-indiscriminate-p'er.
	***
Reemul:	i am beside myself. omnipresent even.
	***
Vagabond:	<DrklrdBob> Red...you're just...well...how can I put this
	nicely...uh...dumb?
Vagabond:	<DrklrdBob> Well...it's nicer than calling you a moron?
Vagabond:	<RunningRed> You must have taken charisma lessons from kjaeros.
	***
kjaeros:	I prefer to experience #edge vicariously
	***
Reemul	nails the back of his wing to his forehead
Reemul:	it blackens my soul
kaurpin:	dude your soul is black
	***
Grendel	sticks a pole into the Spiritual Singularity that was once Reemul.
Grendel:	The pole quickly gets sucked in, never to return.
Grendel:	Neat. :)
Reemul	emits x-rays from his event horizon
BlackPaws	wonders if this is a naked singularity, or if it's decent.
Reemul:	buck nekkid baby! buck nekkid!
Reemul	runs around without a towel
	***
kjaeros:	let's call it 'Hubert'.
kaurpin:	i am a hubert, and so is kjaer
kjaeros:	exactly. let's not beat about the bush; we're all huberts here
	***
kaurpin:	reemul because she's a control freak who desperately wants to fit
	into the mold of the lycanthrope
kjaeros:	you should remind her that some lycanthropes are moldier than others
	***
kjaeros:	what do we have right now?
kjaeros:	we have a bunch of people to whom being "were" is the coolest thing possible
kjaeros:	we loathe these people because they are sheep.
kjaeros:	as the community begins to fill with these people, so too do we begin to +loathe the community
kjaeros:	shortly, loathing the community will be the coolest thing possible
kjaeros:	and we will loathe these people still because they are yet sheep as ever
	***
kjaeros:	the problem is, there are at least two "communites"
kjaeros:	one of which desires to not be involved with the other
kjaeros:	the other desires to include both as one, or at least fails to recognize the
	existence of a separate community
kjaeros:	and even this second community is a community defined only by its separation
	from the first
	***
Sarah:	I suppose I almost feel I'm "pulling a Bender", in some ways. I love
	the myths, the legends and lore of wereanimals. I like the non-fiction, I like
	the crappy fiction, I like the silly movies. Perhaps the spiritual aspect
	tends to get so overblown and taken so zealously and seriously that it takes
	away from any grain of truth.
	***
kjaeros:	six levels of cognitive learning, arranged by increasing order of complexity
	and abstractness
kjaeros:	knowledge, comprehension, application, analysis, synthesis, evaluation
	***
random:	where is the Y2K howl?
kjaeros:	reykjavic
kjaeros:	of course, that's an invite-only event
kjaeros:	I'm doing something questionable by even mentioning it on channel
kjaeros:	but there it is. I'm a questionable sort of fellow.
Mokele:	winter in reykjavic? you don't need to worry about me gatecrashing.
MudgeWolf	isn't even sure where that is, so I'm thinking the same
Rusty	shrugs
Rusty:	I wouldnt' want to be at a howl that would put thought into whether or
	not to invite me.
kjaeros:	and you'd go to one where just anybody could show up?
Mokele:	sure.
kjaeros	is horrified
Rusty:	Depends on who's going.
kjaeros:	see, rusty? my point exactly.
Mokele:	if i don't like 'em, well, i won't need to be fed for a while <evil
	grin>
kjaeros:	you don't need a howl to hang out with "just anybody". You need a mall.
	***
kjaeros:	It is possible to fool most of the people most of the time. THen you bring
	the people you were unable to fool in on the joke.
kjaeros:	I think this is probably how representative democracy works.
	***
Tratius:	<Tratius> Oh for god sake Red, lighten up
Tratius:	<RunningRed> I dont feel like arguing.
Tratius:	<Wolfmage> you aint happy enough, Red
Tratius:	<Wolfmage> what you need is an enema!
Tratius:	<RunningRed> I have enough enemas. What I need are friends.
Wolfmage	smirks
kjaeros:	a carbonated enema
kjaeros:	cherry 7*up or something
kjaeros:	that ought to put a spring in his step
Wolfmage:	and a fizzle somewhere else
	***
kjaeros:	with tongue in cheek, leaving more than enough room for both feet.
	***
kjaeros:	the myth of the lycanthropic brotherhood
	***
kjaeros:	I daresay #edge is public junior high school, to #folks' parochial school
Reemul	laughs
kjaeros:	different, but both equally defective.
	***
Reemul:	they had Typhoid Mary.. i'm Typo Reemul
	***
kjaeros:	I've figured what's disturbing about this psfg list and possibly furry
	subculture in general is that the things that people are inclined to say are
	not unique in any way.
kjaeros:	every single message from this list with the exception of three from the
	administrators could equally as well have been written by any other
	subscriber.
kjaeros	conjectures that this is due to the fact that there is nothing deep in any way about furry subculture.
kjaeros:	It is completely superficial
	***
Ravenous:	night fokes I got schoolen tomarow
Ravenous	has left channel #folks
kjaeros:	yeah, you wouldn't want to miss that.
	***
(kaurpin)	i really don't know the attitude this is going to be received with
	but you sound enthusiastic
(kjaeros)	that's fair
(kaurpin)	enthusiastic, a little geekish, patriotic to your area..
(kaurpin)	out to prove yourself by your past
(kaurpin)	a little scary
	***
kjaeros:	imagine if there were no DoD, and if foreign heads of state all used Pokemon
	cards instead.
	***
kjaeros	plays the No Beer Card and advances to wicket three.
	***
mousepaws	offers Laura a waste of his time.. :/
	***
kjaeros:	for an amazingly complete example of what happens when you give an ignorant
	and illiterate population a forum by which they can instantly communicate
	with any other given illiterate and ignorant population, one has only to look
	as far as USENET.
	***
(Adric)	i am merely waiting for my friend, I have my reasons for secrecy
(kjaeros)	then be secret off channel.
Reemul:	tell him to set up a /notify, have a coke and a smile and shut the
	fuck up.
	***
Ahri:	You may be surprised to know you've become the figure I compare other
	bear type people to.
Ahri:	It's unintentional, but I always catch myself doing it.
kjaeros:	oh, hm. May I take that as a compliment?
Ahri:	I think so.
Ahri:	The head of our security department reminds me of you a great deal.
	Same mannerism, same style, even looks like you down to the glasses and
	beard. That got me thinking on it.
Ahri:	Except he's much shorter and his hair is just a bit redder. :>
	***
kjaeros	offers pear parts
boogi:	What parts?
kjaeros:	well, let's see what I've got left.
kjaeros:	there's.. ah.. some seeds.
kjaeros:	and the stem! I've got the stem left.
kjaeros:	it's a nice stem, too.
kjaeros:	well.. a part of the stem, anyway.
kjaeros:	let's see, here.
kjaeros	adjusts his glasses
kjaeros:	ah! here's a pear half! I nearly overlooked it.
kjaeros:	you can have it, boogi.
kjaeros	snickers
kjaeros:	I'm going to have to remember this routine.
kjaeros:	I can't wait until I have grandkids to use it on. (:
	***
kjaeros:	if you want brutal honesty, karath, the biggest problem with your "biging",
	as you have described it, is that its superficial flaws are so bountiful that
	they completely obscure its fundamental failings.
	***
kjaeros:	trøut!
kjaeros:	nøtm00se
kjaeros	is wired on four hostess ding-dongs and three cans of orange crush
kjaeros	vibrates
kjaeros	begins to glow
kjaeros:	eeeEEEEE!
kjaeros	tears around the channel and upsets a coffee table
	***
Grendel:	Kjaeros: Yes, it's all theory. But just because it's all theory
	doesn't mean they're all equally flawed.
kjaeros:	depends on where you're standing, now doesn't it?
kjaeros:	somebody standing at one of the corners of the eiffel tower, looking up, is
	going to have a different view of the eiffel tower than somebody standing at
	one of the faces.
kjaeros:	even if that person standing at the face is looking up and not through the
	arch, it's going to be a different view
kjaeros:	it's still the same tower though
kjaeros:	whether one theory is more flawed than another will depend an awful lot
	upon within which framework you decide to look at the theories.
	***
Grendel:	Kjaeros: Was your point more about categories, or about kids?
kjaeros:	I don't know.
kjaeros:	I've lost the ability to keep track of my points.
kjaeros:	I've been winging it for the last hour and a half.
	***
Reemul:	'da-re ga he o-heta'.
Reemul:	oh, wait, that's "pardon me for the gas i have passed or am about to
	pass"
	***
Ahri:	Thanks for the unasked for opinion. It's worthless to me, but
	obviously highly regarded by you.
	***
Reemul:	religion is emulation of the adult by the child.
Reemul:	no truth about it.
Reemul:	it's a paraphrase of a quote from Dune.
	***
(kjaeros)	oh, you got a visitor
(Grendel)	I think I'd rather have bubonic plague.
	Pub: #talk RunningRed @Grendel
	***
BlackPaws:	How goes, all?
kjaeros	offers BP a heaven hotdog
kjaeros:	eat one of these, and you'll be sure to be Saved
BlackPaws	chuckles.
BlackPaws:	What's on it?
kjaeros:	they're prepared under rabbinical supervision, you know.
Sylffor:	KJ: You meant 'heathen' not 'heaven', right?
kjaeros:	gracious, no
kjaeros:	these hotdogs are yhvh approved
	***
Reemul:	oh hell no. i'm not going otu there.
Reemul:	bear hung out out there.
Reemul:	waaaay out.
Reemul:	people were tripping it was so bad.
Reemul:	sarah was playing jumprope.
Reemul:	chaos! anarchy!
Reemul	scampers
	***
(kw)	and for the love of stuff, simplicity fell
	***
W_Wabbit:	has a box of yodels...
	***
kjaeros:	cor
kjaeros:	if _I_ had somebody to fiddle with _my_ hair..
kjaeros:	I might not be such an old poop.
Yennix:	Kj: can i have that in writing?;-)
	***
kjaeros:	familiarity is what keeps the channel together when all the novelty's left.
	***
kw:	under Kiowa's new theorem reemul, you are now a llama
Reemul:	damnit!
kw	gives reemul a llama suit.. "put it on.."
Reemul	grinds his beak fiercly
Reemul	angrily puts on the llama suit
Reemul:	my lawyer will hear about this.
Reemul:	oh yes.
Reemul:	YOU all will pay.
Reemul	spits
	***
kjaeros:	anyway, good night or good morning depending on your particular cultural
	bias and outlook on life
	***
(kw)	i think all behaviour is conditioned, we're free to make choices, but the
	choices are especially finite and they all derive ultimately and chaotically
	from previous things
(kjaeros)	that's pretty much it, all right
(kw)	so it's not free will but at the same time free will
(kjaeros)	just a different place to stand and look at the same thing
(kw)	lovely little paradox
	***
kjaeros:	I sincerely hope I haven't hurt your feelings at all.
(kjaeros)	I'll necessarily leave the "if you have any" unsaid
Grendel:	Kjaeros: Nah. My feelings aren't hurt. I'm surprised you thought I
	had any.
	***
Kris:	That would make them the kjaleks.
Kris:	What would they carry instead of plumbers' helpers, though?
kjaeros:	salad shooters.
	***
kjaeros:	sometimes I think if it could be made to seem charismatic enough, you could
	get half the Japanese population to voluntarily stop breathing
	***
kjaeros:	drat
kjaeros:	if you were catholic, I could go to the diocese, but christians answer to no
	higher power
	***
kjaeros	derails this train of thought as he sees its natural conclusion
	being something on the order of hiding under the bed with a box of
	tangerines until Thursday
	***
kjaeros:	apostrophe police
kjaeros:	I'm afraid I'm going to have to shoot you, now.
	***
kjaeros	ponders the application of "teach me how to stop" as a pick-up line
kjaeros	ponders the odds of a good looking skate chick being 'available'
kjaeros:	hmmmmmm (:
Reemul:	ooooh
Reemul:	"hey there groovy skate chick... would you teach me to stop?"
kjaeros:	"I'll trade you a lesson in stopping for a ride in my hot ferrari, baby.."
kjaeros:	"get lost, creep."
Reemul	snickers
kjaeros:	ack! I can't even score with the women in my fantasies.
kjaeros:	I need therapy. (:
Kris	laughs.
	***
kjaeros	wonders if the moon could be considered a phallic symbol.
Reemul:	kj, it probably is somewhere.
kjaeros:	furthermore, I am recalling, against my will, an old thread from a CNet BBS
	in my youth
kjaeros:	"Immaculate Misconceptions"
kjaeros:	with a message somewhere near the beginning asking something to the effect
	of, "was it a miracle, or does God just have a really really long dick?"
Reemul	laughs
kjaeros:	I've got it!
Vagabond	grins
kjaeros:	everybody knows the power of the full moon, right?
kjaeros:	mary must have slept naked outside on a Friday under a full moon. (:
Vagabond:	ooo!
kjaeros:	jesus was a werewolf
	***
kjaeros:	if someone knows where I've been, could they please write it down on a
	postcard and mail it to: kjaeros, c/o the Venezuelan Post & Telecoms
	Authority, Venezuela, 1CT B9W ?
	***
Reemul	does the icky shuffle!
	***
BlackPaws:	Mood swing? :>
kjaeros	prefers the mood monkey-bars.
	***
Reemul:	we're quite refined here.
kjaeros:	not me. you know, I had to work mighty hard to resist the temptation to
	shout "UNSUBSCIBE!" at wolf_bone, on several occasions
Reemul	snickers
kjaeros:	he wouldn't have seen the irony anyway
Reemul:	probably not
Reemul:	what's our so called scene coming to?
kjaeros:	paste-eaters and nail-biters.
	***
Ahri:	Reemul, you keep doing that and you'll freeze like that forever.
	***
Wolflope:	i was also pretty wild for my own good, like i had some energy
	source from inside that didnt quit
kjaeros:	generally, ritalin is prescribed in such cases.
	***
kw:	when you've finished flogging that dead horse, feel free to bugger it :)
	***
Sarahmonster:	kj - I looked at that really fast and instead of bookbinding
	paste I thought it said boobknobbing paste.
kjaeros:	ack!
kjaeros:	definitely not!
Sarahmonster:	I guess I'm tired...
kjaeros:	never use paste for knobbing boobs.
kjaeros:	strictly boobknobbing tape.
Sarahmonster:	>;-)
kjaeros:	accept no substitutes.
Reemul	falls into a fit of beavis and butthead chuckling
Sarahmonster	giggles like a little girl
	***
kjaeros:	let's put it this way:
kjaeros:	dress Mage up in gorilla suit, and he'd be indistinguishable from a guy in a
	gorilla suit.
(kjaeros)	it means nothing, but I find it sounds meaningful
	***
Klandagi:	It would be great to know some others in the area, but I'm not sure
	they're on the same level...
kjaeros:	some of them aren't on any level at all.
Klandagi:	LOL
kjaeros:	some of them want to be off the wall
kjaeros:	freak teens are made of this
(kjaeros)	bad, bad, bad, bad.
	***
kjaeros:	I pissed off Winterdreamer once by reading Invisible Man. (:
Leo:	I read Invisible Man by Ellison.
Leo:	jinx.
Ahri:	Why did that piss him off?
kjaeros:	who knows?
kjaeros:	maybe it didn't and I couldn't tell the difference.
	***
Ahri:	Grey is the pain that gnaws at my left buttock.
	***
kjaeros	says nothing despite the terrible temptation to
	***
Silverfur	ponders sucking Kj's brains out
kjaeros:	and replacing them with a recording which says, "where are my glasses" and
	"I don't understand" and "no, you may not have another cookie"?
	***
kjaeros	amicably refrains from eating Ben's face
	***
kjaeros:	I don't think I found out what 69 was until I was in college.
Ahri:	You're a special case.
kjaeros:	no, I'm a basket case, but thanks for being nice.
	***
Dizzy	moomoos. Lactating.
Dizzy:	Er... no.
Dizzy:	My mistake, just a sloppy sneeze.
	***
Ahri:	Imagine Thunderpaw, with the actial mentality of a nine year old who
	has just eaten 20 Snickers bars.
Ahri:	Also imagine me being able to type properly.
Reemul:	"imagine if you will... a world not of sight and sound, but of
	typos... you've entered... the IRC zone"
	***
kjaeros	demonstrates his carnivorous proclivities on a bag of iced animal
	cookies
	***
Rustywook	demonstrates by the wave/particle duality that a moron can
	infiltrate any space by diffracting through any opening.
	***
BlackPaws	has left channel #folks
BlackPaws	(BlackPaws@sea-pm3-4-p89.wolfenet.com) has joined channel #folks
BlackPaws:	Whoops.
Dream:	No, no whoops allowed, you left, now you have to stay gone. >:)
kjaeros	laughs
kjaeros:	object lesson!
	***
Trikster:	You keep saying that word. I do not think it means what you think
	it means.
	***
kjaeros:	maybe their distress moves further down the gastrointestinal tract..
kjaeros:	"Shrek 2: the Farting"
	***
Trikster:	I've heard such rave reviews.
Trikster:	That's not sarcasm.
kjaeros:	ask anybody I've fed
kjaeros	sticks his tongue out at Teeq.
kjaeros:	Fine then, have your nasty old "Black Angus".
kjaeros:	see if I ever offer to make you asparagus ever again
kjaeros:	(;<
Trikster:	I would look forward to your fine cuis--
Trikster	ROTFL.
	***
Reemul:	ohh. fushnickens. he really is juggling three tuna cans.
Reemul:	groovy!
Ahri_:	You had doubts?
Reemul:	i did!
Reemul:	i had doubts!
Reemul:	the veracity was questioned!
Reemul:	i am a changed boid!
Reemul:	i have seen the light!
BlackPaws:	Suspicions were raised!
Reemul:	they were!
BlackPaws:	Now *that* I doubt.
Reemul:	blackpaws knows!
Reemul:	he doubted too!
Reemul:	he told me in secret and deliberate messages that he felt there were
	perpetrations going on
Reemul:	i was shocked!
Reemul:	dismayed!
	***
kjaeros:	oh, wait..
kjaeros:	I've got a cashew I can sweeten the deal with.
kjaeros:	well.. a part of a cashew.
kjaeros:	bits of a part of a cashew, anyway
kjaeros:	they're here on my shirt
kjaeros:	let me just gather them together...
kjaeros:	oh, darn, these ones fell on the floor
kjaeros:	robert had dog doo on his shoe when he walked there yesterday, but apart
	from that the floor is clean
kjaeros:	you should be fine, anyway
	***
Ahri	wonders who posted to the newsgroup as "ElectricDogPolisher."
kjaeros:	the dog polisher is waaay old-school
	***
kjaeros	plays the minute waltz on a burning piano in 0:53 with one hand while
	standing on his head
	***
kjaeros:	I got paged on the way home and had to join a conference call.
Dream:	kj... Phone sex again? When will you learn?
kjaeros:	learn? learn what?
kjaeros:	that if I want to pay my rent I have to answer calls in the car?
kjaeros:	if robert found out he'd hate me forever
Dream:	1-900-HOT-BEAR ?
kjaeros:	as if you didn't already know, you naughty wolf. (;<
	***
Dream:	Now is the time on Schprockets when we dance!
	***
Ahri:	grumpy.
kjaeros:	I'm flattered that you noticed.
Ahri:	don't mention it.
kjaeros:	thanks for taking an interest in my life
	***
Ahri:	There was some bug floating in my apple juice, but I didn't realize it
	until I'd already started to swallow.
kjaeros:	tasty!
kjaeros:	nutritious!
kjaeros	envies
Ahri:	It may have been, I'm not too sure what it was.
kjaeros:	a big hairy spider!
Ahri:	I loathe spiders.
kjaeros:	spiders are crunchy!
	***
kjaeros	wields a bat
kjaeros	has a Basil Fawlty moment
	***
kjaeros:	I sneak about as well as an armoured infantry division.
Sarah	squeezies the stealth bear
	***
kjaeros	rampages, looking for concealed fishie
	***
(kjaeros)	the bar is so low that dwarves are doing the limbo under it..
	and yet.. somebody always wants to knock it down another notch.
	***
kjaeros	thinks he's coming down with something
kjaeros:	maybe a detached retina.
kjaeros:	or perhaps acute hairloss on my tonsils.
	***
Ahri:	What I mean is we wouldn't have to worry about you coming on here and
	crying your fear of dying of aids or something because you whomped some
	woman and now have an itchy pee-pee.
	***
kjaeros	scritches a mane for lack of any more meaningful social contact
kjaeros:	yes, and happy birthday.
kjaeros:	I brought you a.. um..
kjaeros:	an.. I brought you this half a banana.
Dream	gives Leo a nice squeeky toy.
kjaeros	marks the occasion in his calendar for future reference
Daemon	shreds documents into little bits of confetti
Leo	grins. "thank you all."
	***
Sarah	runs off with Ree's toga
	***
Darvian:	kjaeros, may I interrupt you with a question?
kjaeros:	you just did.
	***
kjaeros:	I'd do a strip tease, too, but I'm already naked.
	***
kjaeros	always looks svelte and in command of his being
kjaeros:	just ask ahri
bigBadWolf:	she's not here
kjaeros:	no?
	Pub: #folks @bigBadWolf @WindKing @TNO @Ipequey @Leo @Panther @kjaeros
	@BlackPaws @Reemul
kjaeros:	hey, where'd she go?
kjaeros:	and why is there a lingering odour of brimstone?
bigBadWolf:	sorry thats me
bigBadWolf:	i had tacos
kjaeros:	oh, man, did you let one go?
kjaeros:	you did, didn't you?
bigBadWolf:	didn't think anyone would notice
kjaeros:	man, if you're going to do that, go do it on #werenet or something.
	***
Dubhe	imagines sleeping all night in the garden.
kjaeros:	dubhe: you'd better imagine some longjohns too
	***
Sarah:	It means if I wrote her and claimed to be a fifty-foot purple scrotum
	with a daisy for a goatee,she would have to believe it.
	***
Crosschec:	Lessee... Hand pounce, do not tumble, 100% floofable.
	***
Trikster	blows up a balloon and rubs it on kj.
kjaeros	sticks to the ceiling
kjaeros:	wah!
kjaeros:	what sort of balloon was that?
Trikster:	ACME brand.
kjaeros:	very funny. now get me down.
	***
kjaeros	hunts the wiley english muffin in its natural habitat... my kitchen.
ocicat	helps kajeros- LOOK OUT, HE'S MAKING A RUN FUR THE PANTRY!
Rustywook:	Definate omnivore.
kjaeros	returns with crumbs in his beard and still-warm blackberry preserves
	dripping off his chin.
kjaeros	roars mightily, the king of all hunters!
SuperJay	licks all teh jam and crumbs off of kj's beard
kjaeros:	eep?
kjaeros	grumbles something about scavengers
SuperJay:	hehehe
	***
Leo:	droolkitty has joined us. try to contain your enthusiasm.
Dream:	Where's the confetti?
Ahri:	I used it all.
kjaeros	bottles his enthusiasm in an origami paper cup he folded out of one
	of the leftover bits of confetti
	***
Polar:	how goes the glorious revolution?
kjaeros:	the revolution can eat shit. I'm busy being grumpy.
Polar	tosses a bottle of gin to kj
Polar:	maybe this will help?
kjaeros	feeds it to his roommate's ficus.
kjaeros:	thanks, I feel better already.
	***
kjaeros:	and this other article I read in a magazine once said that nine out of every
	fourteen people preferred waxing their tonsils to looking at wolves.
	***
(Brokken)	Obviously your oppinion doesn't count, because it differs from mine.
	***
kjaeros	advances imperceptibly on Ipequey
BlackPaws:	If it's imperceptible, how come we just percieved it? :)
kjaeros:	parallax error.
	***
kjaeros:	spoken with the conviction and clarity of someone trying to improve a life
	other than her own.
	***
Ahri:	But gawddamn. What'd they do, saw you in half?
BlackPaws:	At least we know where to slice if we really need to open him back
	up again...
Reemul	flexes his pecs to make mis chestface smirk
kjaeros:	flip top.. top!
Reemul:	pretty much.
BlackPaws:	Shoulda just gotten a Reach lung brush.
	***
BlackPaws:	"Side effects are generally mild and include swelling, dizziness,
	blurred vision, hair loss, heart palpitations, organ rejection, and male
	pregnancy."
	***
Sarah	plantains kj
	***
Leo:	It may take a village to raise a child, but it only takes one lion to
	eat it.
	***
Leo:	well that was the impression we wanted to foster, but in a joking way.
	and MOST people had a clue. but dumbass fell out of the stupid tree and hit
	every branch on the way down, apparently.
	***
kjaeros	wrestles out a garbled 'mew'.
BlackPaws:	"Mew"?
Reemul:	kjaeros ate a kittten.
	***
Reemul:	although these days, it's "mad loot, no"
	***
Leo:	you still get the trophy for making her hiss.
Reemul:	it wans't my fault!
Leo:	oh, crap. you did it, you enjoyed it, you reveled in it.
Reemul:	did not, would not, could not.
Reemul:	i was innocently walking across the living room when she hissed at
	me.
Leo:	and that might be a believable story, had the source of your locomotion
	been your walking, and not your own jet propulsion.
	***
kjaeros:	if I could make eighteen point blinking marlett bold text on IRC, I would
	use it to set "SMASH" and say that's what Leo would do to you.
	***
WindKing:	The ash is that one must suffer, that one that corrodes it
	with my license of the later part of the part of the left.
kjaeros	does a double-take
WindKing:	http://www.tashian.com/multibabel/
kjaeros:	meta-memorable-moment!
kjaeros:	.o(memorable meta-moment?)
	***
Reemul:	hot ass ramen.
Reemul:	with spices that came from the bark of a tree that had been used as
	the pissing post of 10 generations of dogs.
Leo:	again, you see the leonine wisdom. *I* did not eat the hot ass ramen.
	but Reemul said, "hook me up!" and the pain is still with him today.
	***
Daemon	creates thunder
droolkitty	hisses
Reemul:	see!
WindKing	dies laughing
Daemon:	hehe. I made droolkitty cry
Leo:	she didn't cry. she hissed. she's going to SMASH.
	***
(kjaeros)	I should be packing and cleaning instead of sitting here.
(kjaeros)	but I don't want to.
(SabreLion)	And your father will kill you.
(kjaeros)	damn, I hadn't thought of that.
(SabreLion)	You == DEAD Ber.
kjaeros	tries to think if he could settle for that
(kjaeros)	I think I might be able to make it work. The dead thing, I
	mean.
(SabreLion)	I don't think so.
(SabreLion)	I don't think it's practical.
	***
kjaeros:	heh. "when you're up to your ass in alligators, it's hard to remember you
	were supposed to be cleaning out the swamp."
	***
(Womble)	nods. It's the usual story of me not minding being furry but having
	trouble relating to the majority of people who are also drawn to the idea.
	***
Ipequey:	its gonna be bitchin when its workin :)
SnowSpectre:	and you'll be bitchin when it ain't ^_^
	***
Ipequey:	I actually went down to Leo's this afternoon to remove all the
	flyers from his house..and lo and behold..there was a sum total of ZERO
Ipequey:	I opened the front door and Droolkitty was like hell yeah, let me
	in...to which the door was shut in her face.
BlackPaws:	Flyers?
Reemul:	poor droolkitty
Reemul:	bp, yeah, the gobs of flyers he gets that might lead the residents of
	cracktown and lamar to bust into his place and rearrange all his lion
	plushies.
	***
Leo:	so the chorizo is unobtainable because you're a big doofus?
	***
Ahri	had a friend who had to get fitted for a wetsuit, because she was
	jumping off an iceberg into the ocean for the queen of England.
Ahri:	With her dog.
kjaeros	blinks at Ahri
Reemul:	did the dog get a wetsuit?
Ahri:	No, the dog was a Newfoundland.
kjaeros:	that explains everything.
	***
Ahri:	fat fre!!
	***
Ahri	blinks and looks down at the beetle that just landed on the number
	seven key.
	[hours pass]
Ahri:	What is this, a bug collection?
Ahri:	A moth and some tiny green bug joined the beetle.
	***
Dream:	Alas, Reemul can not counter with the almighty Reemuljuice...
	Otterbitch advances to level 3, Raven... nevermore.
	***
WindKing:	Unfortunately the damage is already done at 'overflow
	womanhandling'.. the mental image of kj lying on the floor looking up
	expectantly at the edge of the bed.. when THE OOZE seeps over the edge onto
	him like the blob
	***
Reemul:	that'd be like me being a were-kjaeros
	***
kjaeros:	well, you know what they say, a penis in the hand...
Daemon:	...is the story of my life?
	***
grey:	Night folks, the tranqs are kicking in now
Signoff:	grey (Zzzzz)
BlackPaws	hides the tranq gun.
	***
(kjaeros)	how's by you?
(Penh)	OK, I guess.
(kjaeros)	you guess?
(Penh)	Yup.
(kjaeros)	if I gave you a nickel, could you buy some certainty? (:
	***
Reemul	lends kj his ear
kjaeros:	oooh
kjaeros:	a raven's ear.
Reemul:	it's maaaaaaagic
kjaeros	uses it to pirate cable TV!
Reemul:	it slices, it dices.. it pirates cable?
Reemul:	huh
Reemul:	go figure
geistbear:	not too mention how it's copying itself across the internet
	***
Vagabond:	Somewhere in the flicker of a badly tuned TV set is the background
	radiation from the Big Bang.
	***
geistbear:	Ich verstephen alles
kjaeros	giggles
kjaeros:	if it was all verstephen, what'd you give to paul? (;
	***
Sarah:	Guys, I want you to know... I love dearly.
Sarah:	love YOU.
Sarah:	>;-)
kjaeros:	sometimes it can't go without saying.
Sarah	gives kj a jolly good loving squeeze
	***
Vagabond:	um... Sarah, as you *well* know, there are peaks and lulls in
	everyones life.. unfortunately, when we think about these periods we never
	ever concentrate on the meloncholy middle points between. There is a reason
	for that. The mind (especially one that tends to eat mice ;)), functions
	best when its environ is flowing, changing or moving in some way, any way.
	But as much as life calls out this way, life is never complete witho
Vagabond:	stagnation. It gives us the chance to step back and take a
	breather, to evaluate what we've done and what we've got coming. HOWEVER, as
	good and nessicary as these things are, just like your vegetables, sometimes
	theres more on your plate than you want.
	***
Osoloco:	Sarah - True... I read a lot of them, and it's like... "Today I
	jacked off... I'm planning to do the same tomorrow. My work sucks. My
	friend is a backstabbing psychopath. My boyfriend called, and talked to me
	for like, 20 minutes, and then I had some fries."
kjaeros:	Oso: holy moly, that's it! that's the entirety of the LJ experience, right
	there.
	***
kjaeros:	thank God I have no pride, or else my life would be one constant
	embarrassment. (;<
	***
Crimson:	I enjoy how in this picture, everyon is at Sarah's, staring at the
	computer screen...
Crimson:	What're you all looking at? <:)
Sarah:	Crim - porn. Cactus on Elm porn.
Sarah:	Hardcore.
Crimson:	Riiiight... ;)
Sarah:	Not as stimulating as Ash or Willow porn, but hey.
	***
BlackPaws	writes a letter to the President demanding he stop this war of
	propaganda against... me.
kjaeros:	good idea
vagabond:	it wont work
vagabond:	he hates you
	***
BlackPaws:	Sometimes I think computers have a secret area where they archive
	all their nastiest lockups so they can share with other computers to laugh
	at.
	***
BlackPaws:	The best quote I've seen from a news story in quite a while: "No
	arrest was made because there's nothing illegal about tackling a deer."
	***
(Womble)	That's it. Furries are officially declared not worth hanging out with
	unless they prove to be properly interesting.
(Womble)	Begone i am from #fursuit. Forsooth.
	***
kjaeros:	she fell pray to one of the classic blunders.
kjaeros:	the first is never get involved in a land war in Asia.
kjaeros:	less well known, but equally imporatant is this:
kjaeros:	never go in with a bear when dinner is on the line!
	***
BlackPaws	can travel 250-260 miles on one tank of gas (commuting)... Not
	sure if that's good or not. :)
Mode	change "+o kjaeros" on channel #folks by BlackPaws
kjaeros:	in your car?
kjaeros:	that's about a half a tank's worth of travel in your car.
BlackPaws:	No, on my flying carpet. I'm thinking of getting the fringe
	overhauled to boost mileage.
kjaeros:	that was uncharacteristically sarcastic of you.
Leo	lol
BlackPaws:	It's not often I get an opening that big. Especially from one as
	skilled as you, kj.
	***
Shea	thrpts
TNO:	sounds kinda like you blew a tire there
TNO:	i mean, if tires made thrpty noises instead of "bang"
kjaeros	afks for a cup of gnilk
kjaeros:	pardon me, I'm feeling a little thrpty all of a sudden.
	***
vagabond:	understandable typo, the keys for "la" and "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh
	Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn, Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!" are like, right
	next to eachother
	***
kjaeros:	I should've gotten one of those shirts at PRIDE.
TNO:	what shirt?
kjaeros:	"Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman"!
Dream:	Would the lesbian that sold it to you have been terribly pleased?
kjaeros:	of course not!
Dream:	"You can't buy that, you're not a woman." 'It's for my mom.'
	***
Leo	pffffts.
Leo:	lie to yourself if you must, but don't lie to me. :)
	***
(BlackPaws)	I felt so good about getting the paperwork that I got some lottery
	tickets just to see if my luck would hold. ;)
(kjaeros)	lol (:
(kjaeros)	last week I felt so lucky I bought TWO.
(kjaeros)	I hope your luck plays out better than mine did
(kjaeros)	I got one number, no numbers, one number, and none, in that order
	which I think is binary for "LOSER"
	***
	*** kjaeros (~bear@sense-sea-focal-dynamic-1-46.oz.net) has joined channel #folks
	*** Users on #folks: kjaeros @hHp @Ravenous @Shea @Tib
	*** #folks 1072355635
kjaeros:	make a joyous noise!
	*** Signoff: hHp (Ping timeout)
kjaeros:	not quite what I had in mind.
	***
geistbear:	treecat has the diet Frump, just one calorie
	***
BlackPaws:	So what're ya up to?
kjaeros:	listening to npr
kjaeros:	cooking raviolis
kjaeros:	lusting after sinful pleasures of the flesh
BlackPaws:	Mmmm, sinful pleasures of the flesh...
BlackPaws:	Though your idea of it and mine do, I admit, differ greatly.
kjaeros:	I didn't know you were left handed.
BlackPaws:	I'm about as left handed as the Dread Pirate Roberts.
kjaeros:	then what's diff... ooOOooh.
kjaeros:	never mind.
	***
kjaeros	blinks and misreads an auction listing as "printer farts"
Ahri:	Those sure waste a lot of ink.
	***
kjaeros:	I just ride this bus, Jackson.
	***
Mister_Argent:	Born too late for high seas piracy, born too early for space piracy,
	born just in time to buy black market grilled cheese off the dark web